I am going camping in a couple of hours for the first time in my life, so if I get chased by a bear should I play dead???Which reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon where the main character played dead, then the bear sniffed him, gaged and trew him away in the trash. Funny!

Regardless, I will miss my computer, I will miss my Fox News Network, and most immportantly my computer. Maybe I should take my laptop with me. I don’t know if bears are attracted to laptops. I should wear a shirt that says:

KEEP AWAY FROM BEARS, DO NOT EAT!

I am a riot, well not really.

-dm

ps: If I do make it back, I will post an update, a story about a man and overcoming adversity against all odds.